Rantical

I had some weird dreams last night, but what was even more disturbing was the flashback I had. I don't know if you have ever been lying in bed and had a memory of an experience from the past. It's strange because in hindsight I'm not sure if I was sleeping or awake. The flashback was of the first time I saw a woman naked. I remember it must have been in 1987 or 88. My older sister had a friend over to spend the night. I don't remember her name I just remember that she lived one street over from us. It was a Saturday morning and I got up at the butt crack of dawn to watch Transformers, like any 10 or 11 year old boy would do in the eighties. After awhile I needed to go pee, so I went to my sisters bathroom. I opened the door and getting out of the shower was a naked woman. I was shocked and she was shocked, probably for totally different reasons. Looking back I am really glad that it wasn't my sister. I love my sister, but braagh. (Just threw up in my mouth a little, seriously). Not to suggest that my sis isn't beautiful, but that is just wrong.
Well there you have it, that was last nights flashback as I remember. I am I the only one that has these, please say no!
Blessings,
Ryan D